I have barely, just barely been able to come online because my mom has some company here that I must grope and baby while she's at work. That's it. THIS AGORAPHOBIC BITCH WANTS A JOB TOO!!! I'm gonna choke me some yankees. If you see me on the news, you'll know I'm going to jail for murder.

Ok, well they are a really old couple named Audrey and Richard. They are the most picky, ranting, evil, annoying, little devils on the planet. If you were here, you would instantly become suicidal. I'm not kidding. They come here like twice every year from NY, where we used to live, and they always stay for weeks.

They constantly want to spend time with me, because they are my god-parents... I have had endless weeks of playing cards, being involuntarily dragged from my house to various places, sitting at the table and talking to them for hours... being the f*ing jester for these people.

As the great Cartman once said: "Fuck Fuckity FuckFuckFuck!"



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