Answer what you would do in response to each odd scenario below. Re-post if you'd like.

1 - You were playing with a firecracker and it flew up your pants.

2 - Someone randomly comes up to you and kicks you in the leg very hard for no reason.

3 - You have discovered recently that you were a Jew, and sadly, that Hitler was resurrected.

4 - You take a holiday to the Zoo. A monkey begins to roughly hump your leg.

5 - You wake up to discover that you have formed a large, irremovable wart on your eye. The wart is black with several hairs in it.

6 - Tribal people have kidnapped you. They have you in a bed of broken glass, and are preparing to torture you badly. What shall you do in your desperate attempt to save yourself?

7 - You have sprouted nuts. Large ones. On your chin. They smell horrid and leak too.

8 - Someone has stolen your most prized possession. You suspect that it was your best friend.

9 - In a staggering, half-asleep sequence, you go to work/school or somewhere without any pants or underwear.

10 - You decide to be wild and go to the local water tower for a swim. The pump inside is sucking you under.

My Answers

1 - Er... I guess I would be genderless... and probably have slightly charred skin.

2 - Of course I'm going to kick the dumb-ass back.

3 - Well, you can't possibly kill an undead Hitler. I'm shooting myself.

4 - I would try and distract it with food... and if that didn't work... I'd probably have to kick the shit out of it to get it off of me.

5 - Damn. I guess I would just be ugly... or if I was feeling extreme, I would gouge my eye out and wear a patch.

6 - Stab. Stab. Stab. Stab. Stabby stab. With the broken glass the bastards threw me on. Problem solved.

7 - Wait... does that mean I can get girls pregnant with my tongue? Uhm... scratch em' and wipe them when they leak I guess. lol

8 - I would do a search of their house... and if they had it, I'd steal it back and tell them to f* off.

9 - I guess people would get a nice peep show.

10 - I'm dead. Can't swim well. Bye bye folks!

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