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Grr... FUCK!?!??!?!

Sun Apr 12, 2009, 11:59 AM
I have barely, just barely been able to come online because my mom has some company here that I must grope and baby while she's at work. That's it. THIS AGORAPHOBIC BITCH WANTS A JOB TOO!!! I'm gonna choke me some yankees. If you see me on the news, you'll know I'm going to jail for murder.

Ok, well they are a really old couple named Audrey and Richard. They are the most picky, ranting, evil, annoying, little devils on the planet. If you were here, you would instantly become suicidal. I'm not kidding. They come here like twice every year from NY, where we used to live, and they always stay for weeks.

They constantly want to spend time with me, because they are my god-parents... I have had endless weeks of playing cards, being involuntarily dragged from my house to various places, sitting at the table and talking to them for hours... being the f*ing jester for these people.

As the great Cartman once said: "Fuck Fuckity FuckFuckFuck!"

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~7Bloody-Black-Roses Apr 18, 2009, 8:16:46 AM
:hug:

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=HtBlack Apr 15, 2009, 9:49:59 AM
It was nine years since the last time I saw my relatives so I'd love to spend countless hours playing cards, talking at a table, being dragged around...:) but maybe your godparents aren't like mine! wish you can endure that for some more time. if not, I'd say the option is saying that: 1- you must study more because you need to get good grades at school (nice excuse to shut your agoraphobic self inside your room), or 2- that you're spending too much time with them and you think it's not fair, they should enjoy themselves more instead of staying inside with you. either way, they will think you responsible and kind :D lol, good luck dear R.R. ! :hug: survival is not always easy, I know :)

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~SigneRobertson Apr 15, 2009, 3:12:26 AM
<3

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*ashes2steel Apr 13, 2009, 7:35:04 AM
O.O well if you need an alibi, i can totally say you were in puerto rico with me =D and we can both do the dirty job! I hate annoying people that annoy for the sake of annoying >_< I FEEL YOUR PAIN!!!

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~TNT-LightningDude Apr 13, 2009, 6:27:34 AM
wow.. I feel terrible for you..., but.. just go to your room, lock the door, and only come out for food, thats what I always do:P and uhm.. if you kill some peeps.. I hope you wont get caught, cuz then I cant enjoy ur dev's anymore:D

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~MyVampyreNightshade Apr 12, 2009, 11:27:29 PM
I am so very sorry dear D: I'm going to run off and write something that will hopefully cheer you up a little

I don't really have any family here, so I don't really have this problem, but I know a few family members that indeed make me what to put weasels in my skull

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*TyC113 Apr 12, 2009, 10:18:06 PM
Yeah, that definitely sucks. Unfortunately, I can't do anything to help you. Hopefully it all ends soon.

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*Wombat-Pentagram Apr 12, 2009, 7:48:03 PM
haha it happens.. unfortunately there ain't nothing we can do but console you a little.

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~rosemarry Apr 12, 2009, 7:36:13 PM
hmmmm, sounds like they're forcing you to care; making themselves important to you.... you must be awesome.
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